Plus kids cant drink Whisky

OK this post woke me up just now. No sorry I dreamt about it. Now my sister asked me why i never wrote a post about her and i had to explain that i needed every post to be real and in tune with my life, or what's going on in my life (like the fact that i don't eat the red Tabasco anymore but the green one.. very important).
I didn't hang out with her for a while and i really missed it. She and her husband (i like to say my brother..i have always wanted a brother) inspired this post, so much so, that i dreamt about the heading. It is 5 am and I really needed to write it. Ok now I had the black lung and Henry (my brother) and Alecia (my sister) invited me over for potjiekos. I planned to stay in bed but Oh my goodness Henry makes the best potjiekos and I 'kuiered' so lekker with my sister and brother in law
(sounds so formal)... Henry made me taste Whisky that was very old and had an old wood like smell plus taste... wow it was so amazing because the 'smokey' taste stayed forever (ok not forever) in my mouth and i only wished for my poker and cigars. I really want to do Whisky tasting now. Anyhoo Before i get too excited about everything, i had to write down why I am up at five am. My sister. Alecia . She made me think of children. Weird yes... How i don't like brats... she feels the same way..and how i will still stick out my tongue at little kids (jinne i am so kinderagtig and only but a child still) that's precocious. Chrizellie laughed when i said, kids should be humble. She laughed cause kids have no idea what humble means.These are some of my favorite quotes:



Willy Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you?
Violet Beauregarde: Well yeah, we're children.
Willy Wonka: Well that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.


Willy Wonka: Uh, well... sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?
Violet Beauregarde: [hugs Wonka] Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde.
Willy Wonka: [freaked out] Oh. I don't care.
Veruca Salt: I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir.
[does a curtsy]
Willy Wonka: I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot.


OK now I can go to sleep ...oh yes and yesterday i thought it good to invest in another pair of Ray Ban's, man oh man...they are so nice ...white... i love white ... I will dream of them